It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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