There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Randomize
