i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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