You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize
