Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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