My girlfriend figured out who you are.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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