its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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