How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize