Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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