I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Enjoy the penises
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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