I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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