Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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