Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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