yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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