She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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