she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Randomize
