just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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