yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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