Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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