can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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