i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
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