He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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