Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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