Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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