My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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