There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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