I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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