Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Someone stole a lamp last night.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
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