Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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