Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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