When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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