I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
