? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
You may now shotgun with the bride
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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