My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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