Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
my nose is crying tears of wow.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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