I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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