Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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