Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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