I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Randomize
