so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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