doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
