Will you blow on my dice?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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