I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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