Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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