there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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