ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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