I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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