there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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