i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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