dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I feel great
I just peed on a car
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
third nipple confirmed
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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