On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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