Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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